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Matt Bors 

I loathe the Dr. Pepper “it’s not for women” ads.

Besides being misogynist, they’re just bad advertising. They completely miss the point of why less men drink diet sodas (Which was apparently the reasoning behind creating Dr. Pepper 10). It’s not that “diet sodas aren’t manly” like they believe. The problem is, diet soda tastes like shit. So, since men don’t diet as much because they aren’t constantly bombarded by the media with the message that they should always be trying to lose weight, they’re less likely to make the sacrifice in taste and drink diet drinks.

Also, Dr. Pepper 10 tastes like orc semen. It’s fucking nasty, and I much prefer the throwback made with real sugar.

Do they even make Dr. Pepper throwback? Because I haven’t seen it, and I want that shit.

I’ve seen it at the Publix I work at. It’s only available in the 12-pack.

I’ll have to look for it. If it’s one of those bullshit things that’s only in a few areas I’ll have to come find where you work.

>You coming to where I work

OH FUCK WHAT